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Now *this* is what I call eye-candy…

tumblr_kokslyDQMU1qzb5wzo1_500 An entire website dedicated to Bookshelf Porn.

Go on…You know you want to….

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Grace Kelly Style Icon at the V&A…

grace kelly rear windowIn a nutshell, if you are a big fan of Grace Kelly, and are able to bring an extensive knowledge of her life, both pre and post-Hollywood, then this one’s for you. Sadly however, I was not in this target audience, so ended up feeling somewhat underwhelmed.

In part, this is because I went along for the wrong reasons. I’ve been researching vintage designer clothing for the current novel I’m writing (Blood Harmonies). And after over-indulging in such visual feasts as Dean L. Merceron’s stunning book, Lanvin,51SYqWBShUL._SL500_AA300_ and the V&A’s own catalogue from their Golden Age of Couture exhibition (which sadly, I missed when it was on), I suppose I had presumed the bar would have been set a lot higher for this show.

In the interests of fairness, I should say that it was obvious to me that not everyone shared my view. Because the show was so crowded, it was impossible not to overhear the comments other attendees were making. It struck me that the crowd was quite evenly split between those possessed of an 51OOE6dk29L._SL500_AA300_encyclopedic knowledge of Grace and her life, and who were continually crying out with glee as they spotted outfits they recognised, and were able to blurt out where/when they had been worn without reading the cards. (In many cases, through unavoidable eavesdropping I gleaned far more interesting information than was provided on the cards.)

The trouble is, from a purely frocks point of view there are only a handful of dresses and suits whose stunning lines, glorious fabrics, stellar tailoring and craftsmanship make you thing, now this is Style. One is the famous chiffon dress from Hitchcock’s Rear Window, (above left) which sends out its visual siren’s song to lure you across the room. Another, also chiffon, is the perfect pale blue dress with exquisite detail and fit that Grace wore to the showing of presents before her wedding. There’s also a fabulously floaty maternity gown, a Dior ensemble, and two stunning days suits by Chanel. However, these are struggling to steal the show from under the weight of outfits which just leave you thinking, Grace Kelly wore that?

Even though in most cases there were supporting photos of her wearing the outfits, and even the most dowdy and ill-fitting of the suits improved immeasurably when on her, it was hard to escape the feeling that for those who have not read somewhat obsessively about the Princess of Monaco’s life, there simply isn’t enough Grace about this exhibition.  (However, one voice overheard, who seemed far more up-to-speed on all things Monaco, suggested one possible explanation for the most ill-fitting of the suits may have been that its lumpy design was intended to respect the hierarchy of euro-royalty, and help Grace Kelly not completely upstage those she’s photographed with.)

This is not to say the exhibition is completely without frisson.  In particular, I found the shoes and Yellow_hermes_kelly_handbag_28cmbags inexplicably moving. Especially, the noticeably bashed ‘Kelly’ bag (it’s more tan coloured than the one seen here) which spoke both about of luxury and banal normality. It definitely struck me as a much-loved bag which had been around the world and back again. Needless to say, this was not the same immaculate black Kelly bag gracing the princess’s arm in the supporting photo but then, what woman do you know whose favourite bag could reasonably pass muster as a museum piece?

51-OTAGUL1L._SL500_AA300_Overall, I don’t regret going. After all, it was a day out at the V&A. But if you are thinking of going, I’m sure you’ll get a lot more out of it if you do your Grace Kelly homework beforehand. Which, strangely enough, although I didn’t know it when I set off for the V&A, is something I will now be doing anyway, as I translate Cyril Dewitt’s novel, seen opposite.

Joshua Bell busking out a little Bach for Maxidus…

To me, this clip is both unbelievably uplifting, and yet somehow tragic as well. First there is the obvious top note, where the sublime Joshua Bell meets the transcendental Bach. But running underneath, there’s also the relentless rhythm of rush-hours the world over, in which everyone is too fraught and harassed to spot beauty, never mind engage with it before their third cuppa.

At first, it’s heartbreaking to watch the commuters shuttling past, but then there’s the woman who stops and makes me wish I could be more like her. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve bumped into inspirational talents in London (quite literally recently in the case of Sir Ian McEwan, when we collided on Waterloo station and kind of spun each other off kilter. There was that split second moment when I saw him clock that I’d recognised him. He smiled, and there was my cue. But all I could think of was, OMG, you’re Ian McEwan, I don’t believe it! So instead I went for a deranged return-of-smile and hurtled myself star-struck along the platform. But this woman in Washington she just jumps right in there, and actually draws Joshua to her…If you listen to the end, and hear the statistics of what happened that morning, it’s not hard to imagine she will also have been a highlight of Joshua Bell’s day too.

Perfect as it is, this isn’t the only such uber-busking example out there. Recently I was in Toronto, and so listening to Classical 96.3 FM and they were talking about a short film that was showing in the Toronto Film Festival, which recreated the Joshua Bell experiment, only in the Paris Metro, with the violinist Renaud Capuçon. I’ve fired off a barrage of emails, trying to track down how to order a copy of this film, but no luck so far.

I’m very interested to see an extended clip of this experiment playing out in Paris, as from early on in writing Blood Harmonies, I knew I would include a Paris busking scene involving a priceless Guarneri, which all goes very badly wrong. So if anyone knows how/where to get a copy of 7:57 AM-PM, I’d be very grateful to hear from you.

New translation commission…

51-OTAGUL1L._SL500_AA300_If Cyril Dewitt’s first novel is anything to go by, it’s safe to say the rumours of Grace Kelly’s death are greatly exaggerated…

As the journal of our narrator, part-time serial killer and self-confessed braggart, Clément Justeclaimant (what were his parents thinking?!) unfolds, we learn that he’s a top-drawer Paris perfumer by day, and recreational serial killer whenever he’s at leisure to fully indulge his exasperation with his clients.   Without wishing to risk any spoilers, I can say that the cameo appearances of  Clément’s beautiful accomplice, Grace Kelly (deceased) and her charming assistant, Tippi Hedren, more than give Hollywood a run for its money.  But then, to be fair, Mr Hitchcock didn’t have email.

Dewitt gives us a highly original and provocative novel which seamlessly weaves the burlesque and the horrifying, and wraps them up in a shiny baroque bow.  Needless to say, I was delighted to learn I’d been selected to undertake the first English translation of his work.

Subscribe to the blog now to see how I’m getting on with my disturbing new headspace mates, Clément, Grace Kelly (deceased), and Tippi Hedren.

More as it happens…

The Fiddle of Fiddles…

In a video clip on the Guardian’s website, Joshua Bell plays the Vieuxtemps del Gesù, which is about to go to auction for a record-breaking asking price of $18 million.  In the clip below he explains why his infatuation for this pinnacle of violins just keeps on growing.  There’s an advert with dodgy sound at the beginning (at least on my machine), but it quickly settles down a sublime and tantalizing little film.

Click here to enjoy the video clip.

To see fascinating images of the Vieuxtemps (sadly, not seen here!) check out these shots from when it was sent for a CT scan.

On never being more than 6′ from a Nina Simone album…

One Day

★★★★

To me, this book completely captures that feeling of the world being your oyster in the late 80s, and the highs and lows of the way the 90s panned out. Not sure if it because I was in Edinburgh at roughly the same time/age as the characters, but the whole time I turning pages, I had the uncanny feeling I was following the ups and downs of long-lost friends. In many ways, it reminded me of the weird thing that happens when voices from the past get in touch on Twitter, and you've suddenly got glimpses into roads untraveled.

SPOILER

The beautifully rendered early experiences of Em and Dex, Dex and Em, left me unprepared when the ground was pulled out from under them each in turn, but then that's life. If I had realised up front how harrowed and bereft I would end up feeling in places, I don't think I would have chosen to read this at the moment, which would have been a shame.

The day the music crashed out a 3rd storey window

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Apologies to all those who have been asking for an update on my cello-out-the-window project. The event itself took place a couple of weeks ago and since then life has rather got in the way of blogging. I had been waiting until I had a complete video montage to show you of the day, but as this now won’t be ready for a bit longer, I thought I might as well start dropping in a few teaser shots, which today come courtesy of Simon Harvey Williams (aka Eyebrows, and you can see more of his work here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonhw/).

This montage, entitled ‘Air on a G string’ was made by Simon using some his own images of the final drop itself (more on the team of photographers and the lengths they went to in gathering video and stills in a minute). Despite the various qualms and reservations I personally had about this project, and which have been raised with me extensively on Twitter, and through this blog (not least from Simon himself), the actual dropping the cello out the window was really rather exhilarating. For the others, who had only been given a vague indication of how this scene we were recreating happens in Blood Harmonies, but not really why, I suspect the tension in the air was much the same as the adrenalin hit of any photo which relies on split-second timing. But to me, it wasn’t this single moment of impact which sent shivers, so much as seeing the turning point of my novel brought to life in all its destructive glory.

As I stood staring at the pieces of my shattered cello lying in the dust, it struck me as a vivid image of the book itself. For by the time the priceless cello in Blood Harmonies crashes to earth and splinters to pieces, (albeit with more lethal consequences than seen here) each of the characters has colluded, knowingly or otherwise, in constructing this tragic moment.  And now, none of them will ever be the same again.

One of the most exciting things about collaborating with photographers to recreate a pivotal moment from Blood Harmonies has been to see how each of them have approached the task given the minimal detail they were each told about the novel.  Namely, while one of the characters is escaping across rooftops during a heist, a priceless cello crashes four storeys and is smashed to pieces.

In the early stages of the project in January, their main concerns focused on finding a suitable shooting location which would also be a fair representation of the lane in Holland Park where the scene in Blood Harmonies actually takes place.  But gradually more questions emerged, as one might expect given the medium, not about plot or or character, but setting and mood, and wider themes they might capture on film.  A separate, recce shoot was done of the key locations in the novel, (which will be included in the final video montage) and various test-drops of other objects, including a (broken) violin were also undertaken.

All of this paid off in unexpected ways.  On the day of the main shoot,  I was able to see some of the work appearing on the various computer monitors, or on the backs of cameras.  The image on the IMG_8765right, also taken by Simon, immediately resonated with me.  In it, the sheen of the cello has become a distorting mirror, reflecting the building from which it will ultimately fall to its end.  Is it just me, or is there a hint menace, a note of dischord in this reflection? It was taken on a glorious sunny day, and yet something about it just feels eerily wrong. Or is it just that I am seeing things I already know, like how intimately connected the cello and the building from which it plummets are in Blood Harmonies?

Ultimately, I am too close to the novel to be able to answer this question.  But what I do know, is that watching how the photographers approached this scene help narrow my focus on several aspects of the novel and put my finger on hidden currents.  So I just want to say a BIG thanks to all of them, and to my poor, ill-fated cello. I feel certain Blood Harmonies will be a much stronger novel for your input.

THE TEAM & TECHNIQUES BEHIND THE UNMAKING OF A CELLO

The photographers who agreed to take part are all members of the invitation-only, Monday Night Photo Club.  They are a group of commercial photographers who continue to win awards internationally and whose work appears regularly in the UK press and in galleries here and abroad.  Normally they’re behind the camera, but here are a few shots from the day (the out of focus ones, or those with people’s heads chopped off are courtesy of yours truly).  Clicking on their names in the paragraph below will take you to sites where you can see more of their work (some of which might be considered unsafe for viewing in a work environment).

THE PHOTOGRAPHERS, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT:

Mark Pritchard is an award-winning photographer and was chosen by the group as the Creative Director of this project. Nick Mayer has also won awards for his work and, I’m told studied aeronautical engineering, came up with the idea of testing the cello’s flight path using a breakfast cereal box filled, naturally enough, with rocks.  Gordon Fraser is also an award winning art photographer, whose work has appeared internationally in books and galleries. He’s seen here holding up a highly technical device he and Mark rigged up to (broken) violin with a video camera to try and capture sound and vision in one of many test drops.   Lee Irvine (centre) is a sports’ and features’ photographer, with extensive international experience, and is seen here bringing in the big guns. Simon Harvey Williams (bottom left) took the opening shots on this post, is also an award-winning photographer. Andrew Tobin is also a sports’ photographer, and his work appears regularly in the Sunday papers.  Miko Mayer, who kindly allowed her and Nick’s home to be the venue for this shoot (despite the fact they were in the middle of moving to Qatar that day), is also an award-winning photographer, and her work has appeared in galleries and in the UK press.


In our house, Saturday tends to rhyme with baking

The Hummingbird Bakery Cookbook The Hummingbird Bakery Cookbook by Tarek Malouf


My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book had the endorsement of two trusted sources before I even opened the cover. The first was my friend Laurel, who is an outstanding cook, and who sent me this for my birthday.

The second reason to be hopeful was printed on the sleeve. Gwyneth Paltrow, who not only knows a thing or two about great food, but tends to also know the chef who invented it, raves about it. In the past, my attempts at Red Velvet cake have produced rather disappointingly pink results. But as you can see, today’s cake is like a red, red rose.

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Five stars for ‘The Believers’ by Zoe Heller

The Believers The Believers by Zoë Heller


My rating: 5 of 5 stars
I’ve just this minute finished this extraordinary novel, so will need more time to properly gather my thoughts. Although I would recommend it without reservation, I’m not sure I can really say I enjoyed it, so much as admired it enormously.

For the first half I found Audrey’s relentless snarking and self-absorbed ranting quite tedious. But by the end I felt delighted to see there was some light on the horizon for her. Equally, at first, every paragraph inside Karla’s head, or worse, her marriage, felt somewhat interminable. But as she finally began to emerge from the pitiful self-deprecation, I was rooting for her, and for Rosa, and would happily have followed them both on for another novel.

More than anything, what really kept me going was the sheer force and verve of the prose. I can’t think of when I last read writing I’ve admired this much, or felt moved to make oodles of notes on. Although for me, it lacked the breathless forward momentum of Notes on a Scandal, I’ve no doubt The Believers is a treat I’ll be returning again and again.

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You are always close…

Late to the party as usual, I have only just seen Kseniya Simonov’s astonishing sand animation depicting the German Invasion of the Ukraine. It’s utterly staggering to see what she achieves just by manipulating sand, and the way she does it is like a virtuoso musical performance.  It amazes me that this was an entry to Ukraine’s Got Talent.  What?!
In the You Tube comments section, someone who goes by the name kabal1083 kindly explains “At the end she writes in Russian: Ты всегда рядом. Which translates to: You are always close.’